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But, did you get the bonus features and warranty package? What about the pre-order exclusives? The free-range ones are cheaper, sure, but you could be missing out on all sorts of amenities.
Pre-ordering a disorder is just generational trauma.
Pre-ordering is a symptom of mental illness.
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* loss of balance coordination
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It was a birthday gift from my mom
I paid dearly for mine. Compound interest is a bitch.
I was lucky enough to inherit mine, been in my family for generations.
✨ Generational wealth ✨
I'll take 2!
You get what you pay for.
I also like that the door isn't actually the correct door, great for people with anxiety rofl.