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The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
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Looks like someone thought it was a good idea to try to take that numb-wet-noodle-handling-ass road barge fast around a corner.
What's with Cybertruck owners overestimating the capabilities of their vehicle?
"I spent $100,000 on this. Surely it can't be garbage!"
I actually laughed because this is in no way limited to Tesla owners. People have been doing dumb shit with their vehicles since vehicles existed.
I'm certain Musk would fail a Voight-Kampff test.
Elon - Leon - Co-incidence? Not fucking likely!
"why am I not helping?"
I'm a tortoise, too.
It's about to be soup, can't have it walking off before the water comes to a boil. /S
How do you roll something that has a very low center of gravity and is very heavy?
Give it a lift kit?
Poor little creature. Pour some water over it!
Shadenfreude quotient high. No shame or personal introspection required for such feelings.