"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

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I’d shop there for sure.

When there's 'choppin needin' bloody doin', ain't no better than th’ ChopSmart racks, eh?



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But save the blood for sausage of course

But sausage is meat.

I believe it's a reference to the dish known as blood sausage






Myoglobin*, FYI.


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