If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere

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I would like to live in a community without billionaires and centimillionaires.

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Thank you for adding this word to my vocabulary

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Just so ya know, the centi- prefix in the metric system denotes 1/100 of a quantity, so a centimillionaire would have $10,000. The prefix for 100x a quantity is hecto-. S’pose we could also call them a decibillionaire. But you probably caught the allusion to wealth inequality faster than I did.

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But ICE picked up Hecto last week, right?

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How about “dolla-fitty-aires”?

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I couldn’t stand the thought of a socialist running a city that is supposed to be managed by egomaniacal kleptocrats. Still, I held out hope that Mamdani’s sex-offender opponent would ultimately prevail.

This thing is pure gold 🤣

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God I love McSweeny’s.

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Don’t wear black slacks and a tan shirt there on St. Pat’s though.

but, Be Good - or Begone.

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