We're serious. You've already have a non-zero chance to be murdered to begin with. Each mushroom will double that.

No one has ever accused me of being over-burdened by excess sanity, but even I can see the wisdom of this prohibition.

Besides, I don’t owe those assholes any of my shrooms!

So by the first mushroom, thr chance is already above 100%

😳

I think the geese can make their own choices just fine

Every sign has a story