Cybertruck Totaled in King of Hammers Parking Lot Before Race Even Starts
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In what can only be described as the world's fastest off-road DNF, a Tesla Cybertruck met its untimely end in the parking lot of The King of Hammers… before the race even started.
The kicker? Practically the same exact thing happened last year.
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The conclusion to the article really wraps it all up nicely:
A quick lesson for anyone out there looking to bring their Cybertruck to do off-roading: start real slow, learn the truck, and maybe if you try hard and Elon believes in you, you’ll get out of the parking lot before rolling it.
Lol, rolled it in the parking lot doing donuts (mmm... donuts... 🤤)
Fuck, now I need a donut
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It was the fuck-aroundiest times, it was the find-outiest times