xkcd

When Bottle first came out, I remember thinking it would look really good as a standalone print. I finally got around to tracing it in Inkscape and getting it printed!

The bot appears to be down, so it’s now up to me again like in the old days to post new xkcd comics here. :D

"Measure zero times, cut zero times."~ Carpenter who has achieved enlightenment and realized the wood is fine where it is--xkcd.com/3149/ <-- shared cartoon#surveying #surveyor #mapping #spatial #XKCD@xkcd

[desperately] Maybe this is from some country where they use commas as decimal points, and also as digit separators after the decimal, and also use random other characters for decoration???

Oh my god it's real

Scholars are still debating whether the current period is post-postmodern or neo-contemporary.

added xkcd to my rss feed and this is the text on all the posts lol

Juno mission data suggests that Jupiter actually contains Matryoshka doll-style nested copies of every other planet in the Solar System.

It's important to learn the moves that take you into the vortex, but it's best not to study vortex itself too closely. Even grandmasters who have built up a tolerance lose the ability to play for a few hours after studying it.

Rümeysa Öztürk was grabbed off the street in my town one month ago.

After initial tests created a series of large holes in the wall of the lab, the higher-power Scanning Tunneling Tennis Ball Microscope project was quickly shut down.

'Wow, that must be why you swallow so many of them per year!' 'No, that's spiders. You swallow WAY more ants.'

The biggest expense was installing the mantle ducts to keep the carbonate-silicate cycle operating.

I have to pay with paper money.

[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!

We haven't actually seen a star fall in since we invented telescopes, but I have a list of ones I'm really hoping are next.

If you have an old phone in a drawer, and you listen very carefully, you can occasionally hear the occasional tap of an emitted SIM card hitting the side of the drawer as the phone transmutes to a lower-end model.

Most properties can only boast INDOOR heated floors.

There has long been debate about Big Bird's species, with some experts claiming he was a canary, but recent genetic analysis places him firmly in Cariamiformes.

'Is it worth anything?' 'I dunno, is the answer to that question worth another $5?'

Unfortunately, SawStart is one-use-only. Once started, the blade cannot be stopped, and must be replaced with a fresh blade while the running one is carefully disposed of.

The biggest I've seen in a published source in the wild is an 80-fold error in a reported distance, which I think came from a series of at least three unit conversions and area/length misinterpretations.