Feddit.frA lot of people are drinking or showering in very tiny ppm of Marilyn Monroe's piss everyday
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Maybe it all travels together so one person gets the full Marilyn before passing it on.
I take solace in the fact that there must be minute traces of my own piss in there as well.
This is clearly nonsense, some people don’t shower every day.
Every glass of water you drink is basically statistically guaranteed to have a free sample of hydrogen atoms that were once sold as gamer girl bath water by Belle Delphine
Just MM’s pee floating around in our water supply the past 60 years? Nobody else’s pee? What’s going on?
Oh you’re a people person eh? Name every people then!
Which proves homeopathy. I bet you haven’t been plagued with Marilyn Monroe recently.
Interesting train of thought. When you considered this, what were you doing in the sh… umm… You know what? Nvm. Just wash your hands when you’re done.
But every time I wash my hands I get piss on them!
And when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.
Fuck, I need to get a pool!
I always swim in T. rex blood…. Well more like homeopathic dilution of it but that only makes it more potent.
We’re also inhaling her recycled farts..
It’s likely that there’s some water molecules that were part of her piss, but it’s definitely not piss anymore
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Lol. What a pathetic bot.
Profanity? Really? Fuck off you dumb cunt.
comment was restored instantly since it shouldn’t have hit that message (ill probably try to get piss removed from the check). Just a way for admins to be able to check messages to prevent new accounts from instantly harassing people after sign up
Reminds me of a thought experiment, which, with some assumptions, calculated that the final solution while preparing a homeopathic “medicine” contains more Hitler’s piss than whatever the active ingredient was originally. Y’know, in case the fact that, in quite a few of those, a molecule of said active ingredient corresponds to more molecules that are estimated to exist within the observable universe isn’t enough
You can’t call it the final solution 😭
They knew
Boooo fuck you!
Also Marilyn Manson’s. And not just piss.
I am reminded of those water bottles that have encouragements to drink water printed on them. This could be a powerful source of motivation for some
Bill gates drank water that was filtered from raw sewage and I will never forget that.
Where do you think your tap water comes from?
From Bill Gates’ asshole juice, obviously.
OMG yum!
Don’t whant to judge but: What a strange thought mate, are you OK?
No, I’m not ok. But that also has nothing to do with this showerthought
WHO ARE YOU TO ACCUSE ME
Assuming 1.5 L/day for 36 year and Earth’s freshwater volume of 3.5 × 10¹⁹ L, that would be a concentration of ~0.00000000056 ppm, if perfectly mixed.
A 50 L shower has ~1.7×10²⁷ water molecules… assuming perfect mixing of her water in Earth’s freshwater…. roughly 1 trillion Monroe-source water molecules per shower.
And now I am regretting my life decisions.