You're the only carpenter in town.

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You're the only carpenter in town.
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I think it would be funny to make a game called jesus simulator, and it’s all just about carpentry in Jerusalem as Jesus

Like, no mention of religion at all, just a really solid carpentry simulator

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I’m not much into simulators but that looks super fun

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“Damnit, Dale, this is the bronze age. Quit using copper nails. These people deserve craftsmanship.”

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He’s obviously annoyed because the Client didn’t specify all dimensions needed to build what they think they want, so he knows he’s in for a world of pain when he has to discuss what the original Scope of Work was after he’s done and they’re dissatisfied. I’m sorry, Jesus.

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It doesn’t even have the symmetry line.

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Reminds me of that Twitter thread:

What would be Jesus’ favorite gun?

A nail gun!

That’s NOT funny.

Why not? He was a carpenter.

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I wonder if, as he was being nailed up, some part of his attention was devoted to critiquing the carpentry of the cross.

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He definitely did. everyone I know who’s worked in a field at least similar is like this lol

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“Oh, and we’re gonna need you to carry it up to Calvary for us too, k?”

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I laughed, Hi Guys!

Jesus enjoying life as a carpenter

0:03

0:13 “Yeshua”

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Interesting if jesus’s wingspan was 5 ft, that means he was also 5 ft tall.

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I would probably start a religion about a guy with wings too.

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Something is telling me they weren’t really into bespoke cross-making. Once it’s long (wide) enough, it can accommodate anyone from 7’3” giants to kids.

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Probably in the right ballpark

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IIRC in the movie The Last Temptation of Christ making crosses is kinda his thing

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