Wow, I'm right here

This planet is almost entirely made of rock. Compared to the amount of rock there is, all of humanity might as well be a rounding error. Insult their intelligence all you want, but they’re winning.

I never wanted to hug a rock till now

“We regret to inform you that you are a rock.”

that degree is as worthless as paper

the microchips in the equipment you are using to view this are merely rocks with magical runes carved into them.

Great! That’s another reason to cry to. It’s hard being sensitive 🤧